Re: country smarts or city smarts
iffin we got all dressed up and gassed up the fancy pickup up truck we culd go on intu that thare big city an see howins they cut down all the trees and put up them big tall houses ,buildins,and cement fields ….. soins they don’t havter burn prairies an rake thar leaves. Maybe thay can use sum of that tax money tu pay someone ta study the bestus way to haul thar leaves off.
Whilins we are thar we can watch the Fancy Pissin Contest( hear tell they got instruckshun on how ta worsh yer hands in them fancy out houses and thays to good ta use water ) OH ! We can whach them drive thar fast cars round and round at one of them nascar chasin circles , an et at one of them fancy food places that brings in stuff from as fur away as sum place called Mongolia . Can’t stay late tho… Heifers needn fed , Wheat is abut redi and chorin time will not be fun in the dark …. or maybe it will.
Well weuns had one of them thar little twisters come thru and gotter get the chainsaws fired up. LOT less leaves for us to be a woryin ubout this fall fur sure . I will call ya when we decide to light a match to um ….yu can bring the weines and I’ll fix up a big batch of tater salad.
Feelin down rite Blessed thet no one wus hurt . Yu all best go on in without usins this time .