Re: Better duck Lemon
Mrs. Lemon protects me from social isolation. She does a good job making sure our evenings and weekends are filled with lots of dates and activities with other families that I don’t want to participate in. But, she tells me, it’s for my own good. So I go. Then I become the life of the party by telling them how they’ should wake up and smell the coffee and prepare for economic collapse. (This usally causes consternation.)
It’s actually quite funny. My wife listens to me up to a point. Then she says, "Just cut to the chase! Just tell me what’s going to happen!" When I tell her, "I don’t know, but I think it’s going to be bad" she usually walks out, turns on the TV and watches "The Biggest Loser" or "Extreme Makeover Home Edition."