The Definitive Humor Thread

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  • Sun, Mar 24, 2019 - 12:53pm

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    sand_puppy

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    When the asteroid is finally sighted….

  • Thu, Apr 04, 2019 - 08:08pm

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    Chicken

So… why did the chicken cross the road?

> to get to your house.

Knock knock.//who’s there?// chicken.

Chicken who?

> Chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.

Why did YOU cross the road?

> To take the chicken back.

What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?

> An egg. The grocery store is across the road, on the way.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

> The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a road with an egg?

> A chicken.

Knock knock. //who’s there?//chicken

Chicken who?//I think you should know this chicken by now.

What goes with chicken?

The egg.

  • Mon, May 27, 2019 - 05:23am

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    A Moment of Tension At the Vatican

 

  • Mon, May 27, 2019 - 11:20am

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    greendoc

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    Economics explained using cows.

I laughed so hard reading this, I actually snorted!

Cowconmics: 17 economic models explained with cows

  • Sat, Aug 31, 2019 - 02:59pm

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    Future ATMs

This just in — future ATMs will dispensing with cash entirely.

  • Mon, Oct 14, 2019 - 06:45pm

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    Stubbornness

  • Fri, Jan 17, 2020 - 06:41pm

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    Deaf man sues Pornhub over lack of closed captions

Should be worth a few million at least.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/deaf-man-sues-pornhub-lack-closed-captions/story?id=68354500&cid=clicksource_4380645_2_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed

  • Thu, Feb 13, 2020 - 02:12pm

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    doberso

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    Reply To: The Definitive Humor Thread

This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I’m going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story

  • Mon, Feb 17, 2020 - 05:09pm

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    Corona humor….

From an Emergency Medicine Physicians blog:

Kid with 102 fever, n/v, no cough or sob, flu a+.

Mom: But… our neighbor just got back from China! How are you sure?
Me: how long ago? Is your neighbor sick?
Mom: He was there for Christmas. He’s not sick.
Me: what part of China?
Mom: Tokyo
Me: I’m sure your son will be just fine

 

  • Thu, Mar 19, 2020 - 08:47am

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    DennisC

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    Positive Test Results

test results

courtesy of: https://www.sadanduseless.com/

 

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