The Definitive Humor Thread
So… why did the chicken cross the road?
> to get to your house.
Knock knock.//who’s there?// chicken.
> Chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.
Why did YOU cross the road?
> To take the chicken back.
What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?
> An egg. The grocery store is across the road, on the way.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
> The chicken.
What do you get when you cross a road with an egg?
> A chicken.
Knock knock. //who’s there?//chicken
Chicken who?//I think you should know this chicken by now.
What goes with chicken?
I laughed so hard reading this, I actually snorted!
This just in — future ATMs will dispensing with cash entirely.
Should be worth a few million at least.
This site is entirely too serious at times. We all need to laugh at least once a day so I’m going to kick off this thread with a cartoon and hope that everyone will chime in on occasion with a comic, cartoon, joke, or funny story
From an Emergency Medicine Physicians blog:
Kid with 102 fever, n/v, no cough or sob, flu a+.
Mom: But… our neighbor just got back from China! How are you sure?
Me: how long ago? Is your neighbor sick?
Mom: He was there for Christmas. He’s not sick.
Me: what part of China?
Me: I’m sure your son will be just fine
courtesy of: https://www.sadanduseless.com/