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  • Sun, Mar 24, 2019 - 12:53pm

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    sand_puppy

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    When the asteroid is finally sighted….

  • Thu, Apr 04, 2019 - 08:08pm

    #432

    Michael_Rudmin

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    Chicken

So… why did the chicken cross the road?

> to get to your house.

Knock knock.//who’s there?// chicken.

Chicken who?

> Chicken who crossed the road to get to your house.

Why did YOU cross the road?

> To take the chicken back.

What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?

> An egg. The grocery store is across the road, on the way.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

> The chicken.

What do you get when you cross a road with an egg?

> A chicken.

Knock knock. //who’s there?//chicken

Chicken who?//I think you should know this chicken by now.

What goes with chicken?

The egg.

  • Mon, May 27, 2019 - 05:23am

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    A Moment of Tension At the Vatican

 

  • Mon, May 27, 2019 - 11:20am

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    greendoc

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    Economics explained using cows.

I laughed so hard reading this, I actually snorted!

Cowconmics: 17 economic models explained with cows

  • Sat, Aug 31, 2019 - 02:59pm

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    Michael_Rudmin

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    Future ATMs

This just in — future ATMs will dispensing with cash entirely.

  • Mon, Oct 14, 2019 - 06:45pm

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    Stubbornness

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