Why I Luv CNBC

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Why I Luv CNBC

Leaked Memo

How To Be An Agreeable Guest Of Mark Haines on CNBC:

Each trading morning, CNBC’s anchor agrarian has two

guests he asks one simple question: “So, What Do You Think Of The Market?”

If you are chosen, you¹ll only have 20 seconds to answer so practice

practice practice!; Here¹s how to make sure you get it right!

“Good Morning Mark! I’m (pick ONE)

a) Very Bullish

b) Bullish

c) Bullish But A little Cautious (Use ONLY if market is currently down)

on the markets here because we believe (pick TWO)

a) interest rates are going to stay low,

b) there is real growth in the GDP,

c) the rally is still intact,

And (pick ONE)

a) stocks are a great value at current levels.

b) the market will continue to go higher from here.

c) stocks are undervalued at these levels.

We¹re bullish on (pick up to THREE)

a) Technology

b) Energy and Commodities

c) Blue Chip Industrials

d) (Insert Stock Names You Already Own At Lower Prices)

Mark will make some short meaningless comment signaling your time is up, then repeat your name and firm; SMILE and remember to reply:

“Thank you for having me on.”

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Congratulations on having your lipstick pig post reprinted on Nathan's economicedge.blogspot.com ! It was an excellent post.

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Thanks for the kind words Docmims.

Jim Quinn put it up on www.theBurningPlatform.com also , take care

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Or, if you're Ben Bernanke, answer --

"What do I think about the market? Excuse me, sir -- I AM the market.

"And if you've got a job and 99 dollars, Mr. Haines, I can offer you some nice zero-interest rate financing for a new car, house or TV network.

"Don't thank me -- thank my sorcerer's apprentice, the high-speed Morgenthaler press. Ho ho ho!"

* Bernanke vanishes up the chimney with his sack of goodies as Mark Haines gapes at his vacated chair *

"Uh, I believe we'll take a commercial break here ..."

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Mark Haines on CNBC:

When the market is down 20 points he says let’s see oh the market is barely off at all but if the market is up 20 we hear the market is looking real good & off to another positive day. Makes you wonder if they have some kind of pay points to how positive they spin things to the up side.

Anybody that comes on like Peter Schiff etc that has anything bearish to say they start cutting them short. Sad job to try to pull hard working people’s money into the pool of sharks.

CNBC has hit an all time new low IMHO.

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Davos,

You're in rare form!  Keep me laughing por favor!

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Re: Why I Luv CNBC

Farmer Brown wrote:

Davos,

You're in rare form!  Keep me laughing por favor!

Hello Farmer Brown: No joke, that link is small but if you follow it I found it (the actual leaked memo) on Barry's site. Take care

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